Billy Evans Pies
Homeless writer – I paid 20c for this piece which means he has officially made more money from publishing fiction than I have.
His technique is to stand with a vaudeville-esque hat on the ground (the brim slightly tilted in an homage to Chaplin), pointing at the hat to illuminate it. It works. It is amazing the simple marketing tactics of homeless people (more on that soon).
The syntax of this piece is amazing:
